It’s still feels strange to me when I write things like that. My mother was born 98 years ago. My father would be 104 this year. Those numbers seem more like history than family.
I find myself thinking about my family a lot. The fact that they are all gone still doesn’t feel quite real to me. At least the immediate rawness is gone.
I don’t think it’s healthy to dwell too much on the past. Leah and I need something new. Maybe a move to Colorado. That’s where my best friends are, and where my younger nephew lives.
Colorado is also where I have wanted to live for many years. Unfortunately, it looks like I waited too long. Real estate in the city is prohibitive, and we’re too old to live too far from doctors, and hospitals, and pharmacies, and grocery stores and all the other things you start thinking about when you reach a certain age.
Leah will get an early present this year. She’s going to have surgery on the Monday before Christmas.
She has been having leg pain for several months because of pressure on a nerve in her spine, and she is experiencing some weakness in her leg. She has fallen a few times lately, once in the shower and once in the garage. She has avoided serious injury only through luck. It has reached the point that surgery of some sort is necessary.
The surgeon gave her two choices, fusion of the L4 and L5 vertebrae, or a laminectomy, in which the doctor removes some of the tissue that is pressing on the nerve. As usual, the choice was not clear. The laminectomy would almost certainly eliminate the problem, but it’s possible that the vertebrae might have too much motion as a result, and a fusion would have to be performed anyway. Fusion seemed a surer bet, but fusing vertebrae results in reduced motion, which often leads to back problems in other locations.
The laminectomy is a less complicated surgery that requires less time to recover — weeks instead of months. We asked the doctor the probability of needing fusion after a laminectomy. He said maybe 10 to 15 percent. Then we asked which he would do if he were in Leah’s shoes. He said a laminectomy. So that’s what Leah is going to get.
The surgery will be first thing Monday morning. And I mean first thing. We have to be at the hospital at 5:30 that morning. That’s bad enough, but Leah is supposed to drink a special carbohydrate supplement two hours before she arrives, plus take a shower with an antibiotic soap. And it takes about a half an hour to get to the hospital from our house. So we’ll be up shortly after we go to bed.
Leah is not looking forward to the surgery. She’s worried about a lot of things, some of which are even possible. Her father had surgery at about 81, and suffered permanent cognitive decline as a result of anesthesia (Post Operative Cognitive Dysfunction. Here’s the wikipedia article; if you search for POCD you will find lots of other articles, some pretty scary. See in particular the first sentence of the abstract at that link.). He also had back surgery many years ago, and that surgery left him with a weak leg.
And then there’s the fact that when we asked the doctor which surgery he would do, he said he would really not like to have any surgery. But, as I said, there really is no choice at this point.
My father had a somewhat unconventional automotive side, made all the odder by the fact that he started as a Buick man.
Aside from the ’32 Chevrolet (“Chivvy”) he had when he and my mother were dating, he chose Buicks. This is my parents’ first, a 1949, with me and my brother Henry acting as hood ornaments, or rather, bumper ornaments.
Mostly what I remember about this car is that the radio antenna was mounted at the center of the roof right above the windshield, and you could turn a knob and move it around. I think I can still smell the interior. Can you guess who’s who? OK, not hard, since Henry is older than me, and therefore taller than me at that early age. Also, my ears stick out.
Then came the ’54 (or possibly 1955), the ’57, the ’64, and the ’66.
These following photos are ones I found on the internet. The cars are similar to the ones we had.
Shortly after we got the brand new 1964 Buick, Henry took it out for a ride in the rain and ran it into a telephone pole. That was a glimpse of the shape of things to come.
It was repaired and we drove it for another two years. We saw it around town for years after my father traded it for the ’66 Buick. We could always recognize it, not only because it was a fairly distinctive style, but also because the paint on the repaired front end didn’t fade like the rest of the body.
Then my father’s eccentric side surfaced. When Henry turned 16, he needed a car to drive himself and me to school. So naturally my father chose a Renault Dauphine.
I don’t remember much about the Dauphine, or how long Henry drove it before someone ran into the back of it, totaling it. I’m not sure there was much to say about the Renault Dauphine, other than it was French and the engine was in the rear. It is a great cartoon car.
Next came the Austin Healy Sprite, the early bug-eye version. It was baby blue, or Robin’s egg blue to be more accurate. I never got a chance to drive this one before someone ran into the back of it, totaling it.
The Sprite was a funny and fun car. The hood, including fenders, was hinged at the front, so you tilted the entire front end up to check the oil. There was no trunk lid; you had to tilt the seat backs forward and toss your luggage back into the trunk. If you look at the doors, you will notice that there are no door handles. You had to reach inside the car to unlatch the door. One did not store valuables in a Bugeye Sprite.
Next came the 1959 Triump TR-3A. This photo is not our car but it is identical except for the interior, which was red in ours.
I want to hug this car. If we ever win the lottery, I will get one of these. I was 15 when we got it, and my father let me take it for the first test drive. But Henry got it. This car went through as much automotive hell as a car could.
One day he was competing in a high school track meet at another school, and ran too hard in the heat. He was overcome and kind of passed out. One of his classmates thought the emergency warranted taking Henry’s car and driving it back to their school. Somewhere along the way he managed to strip the first gear, because he didn’t understand what an unsynchronized gear was. So we had to get a new transmission, which this time included a synchronized first gear.
My father found a mechanic who could find a new transmission and install it. There is something a little fantastical about this episode. I can’t recall the mechanic’s name, but it sounded like it could only belong to an English sports car mechanic. His shop was somewhere in the country around Rome, I’m convinced located in some time warp because I have drive all over this county and have never seen it. By the time my father found a way to get the transmission fixed, reverse gear had also failed, probably because of loose first gear teeth floating around inside the transmission. He overshot the entry to the mechanic’s shop and had to continue until he found a driveway that sloped up from the road so he could drive in and let the car roll back out to turn around.
Henry took the car off to college at Georgia Tech. In his second year he began working in the co-op program at Oak Ridge National Lab in Tennessee. On his way up to Oak Ridge one night, he ran it off the road and rolled it. He was almost miraculously unharmed, but the convertible roof frame and the windshield were broken. After he got back to Rome we drove it around without a windshield for a while. You can remove this car’s windshield, or the frame that used to hold a windshield, by turning four large screws. It was actually made to be removable. Once Henry and I were stopped at a police road block where they were checking for inspection stickers. Henry pulled a piece of the broken windshield out of a door side pocket and showed the officer the sticker, which was still stuck to it. The cop just nodded and waved us on our way.
When I needed a car to get to school, I got the Triumph and Henry got a more modern Renault, an R8. This was a nice car for the time. The seats were like thickly padded easy chairs. The shift lever was vague, to put it generously, but the right gear was almost always where it was supposed to be.
Right after Henry got , he took off from home to show it to a friend who lived a couple of blocks away. The car left a trail of transmission fluid behind it. Someone had somehow left some kind of metal piece inside the transmission. That unknown metal piece got itself wedged between a gear and the aluminum transmission casing, and was punched through. The used car lot welded the hole shut, and it never gave any problems. I have no idea what kind of thing could have ended up in the transmission.
The Renault was totaled when a drunk Georgia Tech alumnus ran a red light and hit it broadside. It was drivable, in a manner of speaking.
I think Henry had to start driving the Triumph again after the R8 went away. That left me without a car, so my father selected a specimen of one of the worst cars ever made in England, a Morris Minor. I’ll take suggestions, but I think this is it.
Again, this was not our car, but it could be a twin, including the dark red interior. Ours was perhaps not the best example of the type. The brakes were bad, and there was a knocking rod in the engine. But it got me back and forth to the local college I first attended, until we could get something slightly better.
Next up for Henry was a Volvo PV544, around a 1960 model. This is not his car, but it’s pretty close.
This was the first car Henry drove for any length of time without wrecking.
I loved this car, too. If we ever win the lottery, I will get one of these — maybe two, one in black and one in deep red. The black will be for old times’ sake, and the red because it looks really cool, especially from the back.
Since Henry had the Volvo, I got the Triumph. I drove it to high school, and I drove it around town during the summer. Of course there was no air conditioning. Are you crazy? Dan, my best friend from high school (and my current brother-in-law) and I would drive around all day on a summer Saturday. It had no power steering, of course, and no power brakes, so it required some exertion to drive at city speeds. I would be exhausted by the end of the day.
Winters were not much better, but in a different way. The Triumph had side curtains.
Side curtains are completely removable. The ones here are $1299 from Moss Motors. Here is a link, in case you need a new pair. Those two metal tabs at the bottom fit into sockets on the interior of the door. If you need a replacement for the sockets on the doors, you can get a chromed one for $99.99. Yes, one, as in not two.
And this is why you should never actually rebuild a classic English sports car, but rather buy one that someone else has spent their entire fortune rebuilding.
Side curtains do not prevent drafts. They are more in the way of a suggestion. The heater core in a TR-3 is a round radiator about the size of a gallon paint can. It sits below the dash right over the transmission hump. There is a fan that draws air though the cylindrical radiator and pushes it out the bottom Two semicircular doors are fitted to the bottom. They are hinged in middle so they can be opened to direct air towards a small spot on the driver’s right thigh, or a small spot on the passenger’s left thigh, or perhaps to both driver and passenger, if you can get someone to ride with you in the winter.
The fan for the heater, which, again, is more of a suggestion than an actual “heater”, is controlled by a switch. The flow of hot water is controlled by a faucet under the hood. It looks like something you would connect your garden hose to. And I did say that it’s under the hood. That is, to turn on the heat, you need to stop the car, open the hood, and turn a faucet on. This is something one typically does once a season, on warm days relying on the fan to actually control what little heat that is produced by the heater core. It is not generally a problem even on the warmest winter days.
When I took the Triumph to school in Atlanta, it was my turn to get into a wreck. I had an after-class job, and was driving in rush hour traffic back to my apartment. A young woman in a new Corvette ran into the back of the Triumph. The collision left the Triumph slightly bent. The Corvette driver wanted to give me a few dollars not to report the accident, but I refused. Her insurance company totaled the Triumph, but let me keep it. After all, it was essentially worthless. Her car didn’t look bad, but I noticed two cracks right over the top of the front wheel wells. I imagine it was not cheap to repair.
The Triumph stayed in my brother’s driveway near Georgia Tech for a long time. I finally found someone in town who had a good, straight frame, and a separate good, straight body.
As I write this, I’m having a hard time believing that could have happened. It makes me wonder if I might be living in some kind of boring, unlikely novel.
I’ve thought about this some more, and here almost 50 years later, with a PhD and much improved understanding of the physical world, I cannot think of a single plausible explanation for how I got the frame and body from the place where I bought them to my brother’s driveway. I have no memory of it at all, and I can’t imagine how I did it, or if I even did. If this is a novel, it has a lot of plot holes.
Anyway, we unbolted the body from my bent Triumph and took it off. It was held on only by a few bolts. Then we mounted the running gear on the replacement frame. Then we picked up the straight body, lowered it onto the frame, and bolted it into place. We put my old interior into the new car, and hooked up a few wires and tubes so it would run, and it was done.
So, we repaired the car by essentially replacing everything, and then put our engine and transmission into it. Of course it had a different VIN, but no one ever looked at it, and we never told anyone about it.
I do not remember what we did with the spare parts, namely a bent automobile body, and a bent automobile frame. I know they wouldn’t fit into a garbage can.
I drove the repaired Triumph for a while before I got my Fiat, which I have written about and which I drove for a long time. Henry kept the Triumph.
A few years later he told me that he had lent it to a friend, who was driving somewhere on I-285, the Atlanta perimeter road, when it caught fire and burned. There was no repairing it after that.
Most of our automotive experiences after this period were not particularly remarkable. Henry got a Saab, which was only a little strange. I got a 1972 Triumph TR-6, which I wish I still had. Then I got a 1971 VW bus, which I also liked quite a lot, despite the fact that it was hot in the summer, freezing in the winter, struggled to maintain 65 on the highway, and used your feet as crush space. Then I got a little Honda Civic station wagon, which was roughly the shape and color of a lemon. All it needed was a complete engine rebuild, and then it was good to go, assuming you checked the oil frequently. After that, we drifted into pure conventional automotive life.
If this really is a boring novel, it never gets any more exciting after those early days.
I have mentioned before, probably too many times, that we have a regular Wednesday lunch of huevos rancheros at our favorite Mexican restaurant. But for at least five weeks Leah has not been able to attend. She has had a really painful time with sciatica.
I had heard of sciatica but never understood how debilitating it could be. She has been taking a lot of pain pills for a long time with very limited relief. She had an epidural two weeks ago last Monday which hurt like hell and provided no relief . She has promised she will never have another one. On Tuesday she finally got a prescription for gabapentin, which is used for nerve pain. That seems to have helped, because around noon on Wednesday, she suggested that maybe we could eat at the Mexican restaurant. And so we did.
This was the best lunch we have had in a long time. Maria, the waitress who knows us best, served us. The hot sauce was the best we have ever had. I have heard TV chefs talk about chilis having a fruity flavor when prepared a certain way, but until we had this sauce, I had never tasted it. It was exactly the right combination of heat and flavor. The burrito sauce was also good. And the eggs.
So, we passed a milestone: Leah was able to get out of the house and have lunch. I don’t know whether it was a major milestone, but it certainly felt that way.
The second milestone involved a dog.
Zoe has a history of running away. I have told the story of her four-day road trip to who-knows-where, and at least a couple of other all-day affairs. On Wednesday afternoon I took Zoe and Sam into the front yard to play. I put them on about a 10-foot leash so they can get some running in. They had played for a while, and I was fairly relaxed, when they saw a squirrel near a tree at the edge of the yard. Zoe took off and jerked the leash out of my hand. She ran to the tree, and when the squirrel climbed the tree, Zoe kept going into the woods.
I called and called as she disappeared. I couldn’t run after her because I had Sam on his leash (plus arthritis in my knees), but Leah heard me calling and came out. She held Sam, and I was just getting read to hobble into the woods after Zoe when Leah said, “Here she comes!”
Yes, Zoe came back when she was called. It took a little more calling than would be ideal, but she actually came back to us.
So, we turned a corner. We passed a milestone. But I’m still going to keep her on her leash when she’s outside.
She’s lying on our living room couch in the photo. Leah is not thrilled to have her on the furniture, so she stays off until Leah goes to bed. Then she steps up to the couch and asks permission. I pat the cushion and she jumps up. Leah knows she’s doing it, but doesn’t really complain, as long as she doesn’t actually see it.
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