Two bikes

When I started at Georgia State University in 1971, after the first quarter I roomed with my friend Tom in an apartment a few miles from the campus. Georgia State is in the heart of downtown Atlanta, not far from the capitol building. There is no parking anywhere near the campus. At that time, students were allowed to park in lots near the stadium, about a mile away. If you wanted to park on campus, you had to ride a bicycle. So I did. I bought a cheap, heavy 10-speed from Sears. It was about as crude as a bicycle can be, but I rode it almost every day until I graduated in 1973. I rode it rain or shine, cold or hot, in heavy traffic or light.

After graduation in the spring of 1973, I got a job as a newspaper reporter in Augusta, Ga., on The Augusta Chronicle (the “The” is part of the name). I started running then, but I still wanted to ride a bike, so I got some bicycling magazine review editions and decided on a Peugeot PX-10E. It was a nice, mid-level bike, not the cheapest and not the most expensive, not the best and not the worst. But it rated pretty highly, and I liked it. So I saved my money. That summer I found one and paid $270 for it, exactly twice my weekly salary.

Here it is.

My old Peugeot, without a front tire

My old Peugeot, without a front tire

This was a pretty serious bicycle at the time. It had tubular tires, also called sew-ups or glue-on tires. They were the lightest bicycle tire you could use. The tire had thin edges instead of a hard bead that holds it to the rim. It was sewn up around an inner tube that was so thin you could almost see through it. And then, since it didn’t have a bead, the tire was glued to the rim. I read that it was possible to repair a flat on one of these tires, but I never tried. I always just got a new tire and glued it on.

The seat was made of the hardest leather I have ever felt. The bicycling magazines said this was the best type of seat. They said if you rode enough, it would soften and shape itself to your own shape. I do not believe this. I soaked it in oil, pounded it with a hammer and drilled holes into it. It was still as hard as a block of wood. If I had tried to ride on that saddle long enough to soften it, I am sure I would have had serious, permanent nerve damage in my groin. I gave up and replaced it with a softer saddle.

Since it was French, it could have only French components. The derailleurs worked well enough as long as they lasted, but eventually they just sort of fell apart. Since they were French, of course a modern Japanese rear derailleur wouldn’t just bolt on. I had to jury rig it.I’ And eventually I got tired of replacing tires, so I switched the rims for clinchers, the standard type of bicycle wheel and tire that you see on virtually every bicycle today. It’s hard for me to believe now, but I actually laced the spokes to the new rim, tightened them and trued the wheels all by myself. I did a pretty good job, too.

I rode my Peugeot for a long time. When I quit the newspaper business and went back to school at Georgia Tech, I found a place to live that was only a few miles from school, and I commuted on my bike again. When I got a job in Huntsville, Al., in 1986, I brought my bike with me. When my knees started giving me problems, I started biking instead of running. At that time I rode a 20-mile course and at times actually averaged 20 mph over the course. It was nothing compared to a real bicyclist. I knew one at work who put more miles on his bike than on his car.

After riding my Peugeot for 20 years, I bought new bike. I got this Trek in about 1993.

My "new" bike

My “new” bike

I can’t remember how much I paid for it. I’m sure it was several times what the old Peugeot cost, but I guess spending the money then just didn’t make as big an impact on me as it did in 1973.

It has an aluminum frame instead of steel. When I first rode it I was surprised at how much better it felt than the old Peugeot. I haven’t ridden since summer before last, but I’m sure when the weather gets warmer again I will pick it up. This area is very popular with bicyclists. They like climbing Fouche Gap Road, and the ride around Texas Valley is nice.

As you can see, I kept the Peugeot. I haven’t ridden it since I got the Trek, but I just can’t bring myself to get rid of it. The Trek is my current bicycle, and I’m pretty sure it will be my last. Maybe one day when I get old and decrepit and I’ll sell both of them. Or maybe not.

A Thanksgiving story

When my brother was moving back to Atlanta from San Diego, he needed someone to drive his old car back east. My friend Tom and I thought it would be a nice trip, so we agreed to do it over Thanksgiving week. The details are fuzzy now, because it was about 20 years ago, but here’s what I remember.

First, of course, we had to arrive in San Diego without a car. Tom’s idea was that he would drive to Georgia from New Mexico in his little pickup, and we would drive back and catch the Amtrak train from Santa Fe to Los Angeles. It sounded good to me, so that’s what we did.

The first part of the trip was uneventful. We had both driven back and forth between Georgia and New Mexico many times, so the trip through Alabama, Mississippi and Tennessee was pretty boring. About the time we reached Arkansas on I-40, it started raining. Hard. We heard a weather forecast on the radio for snow, and we both thought it was ridiculous with all the heavy rain. But as we kept going into the night, it got colder, and the rain turned to snow.

It snowed hard. The interstate started getting slippery. Tom’s truck was four-wheel-drive, so we didn’t have much trouble, but we did have to slow down quite a bit. The highway was covered with snow that was packed by the traffic. We watched a big truck driving up a long grade curved to the left. The tractor was in the right lane, and his trailer was sliding along in the left lane.

It was pretty tiring, so we stopped for a while at a motel in Amarillo. The next morning had turned bright and sunny with only a few icy spots between Amarillo and New Mexico. We headed up towards Lamy, which is where the Santa Fe train station is located. We intended to buy a ticket for the next day’s train, but found that that day’s train was late. It had been behind a freight train that had come apart on a grade, so we were able to get tickets for a compartment on that day’s train.

We had a while to wait so we went over to the Legal Tender Saloon for a little nip, and then came back to the station. Tom was a fan of detective novels, so we joked about Murder on the Orient Express and whether there might be a death on the train.

It was so late after the delay that they started serving dinner almost immediately after we left the station. We went up to the dining car and sat down to eat. After a while, we looked outside and then asked each other whether the train was slowing. It was. Out in the middle of nowhere between Santa Fe and Albuquerque, a drunk had decided to take a nap on the tracks, and the train had run over him. The almost imperceptibly slow stop was called an emergency stop.

It was a long time before the ambulance and police cars came, and a lot longer before the train started again. And then it went almost immediately into a siding where every wheel was inspected for damage. Apparently that’s required after every emergency stop.

Eventually the train went through Albuquerque and then headed west across Arizona and into southern California.

I think traveling by train may be the best way in the world to travel. The western Amtrak cars are two stories tall, so you sit up high. In the compartment we had, the seats faced each other on either side of the window. There was almost no sensation of motion, just the western landscape passing silently by. At night the seats fold down to make one bed, and the upper berth lowers immediately over it. It was a comfortable ride, but I had a cold so it was hard to sleep. Even so, when I got off the train in LA, I felt like I had just walked out my front door. There was none of the drone and low oxygen levels of airline travel, which usually leaves me exhausted after a four or five-hour flight.

We rented a car to drive down to San Diego. My brother, who was back in Georgia, had told me that his car, a 1967 Porsche 912, would probably need a tune-up. We got some tune-up parts and I started working. The car kept running worse and worse as I worked, but finally, at the end of the day, I had it running about as well as it had been before I started. At that point it seemed best to consider the job done.

We left the next morning. It was ice-cream weather in San Diego, but the cold weather we had passed through in the middle of the country was still there. In case you’re not familiar with old Porsches, I’ll explain. The 912 looked exactly like its bigger, more expensive brother, the 911, but it had a four-cylinder, air-cooled engine more powerful but otherwise not much different from an old Volkswagen’s. Since an air-cooled engine doesn’t have cooling water that can be used to heat the passenger compartment, Porsche and Volkswagen got heated air into the cabin by putting an envelope of sheet metal around the exhaust manifold and a blower to push hot air from the engine at the back up ducts to the front of the car. It’s a perfectly logical solution, as long as there are no exhaust leaks, but it sounds much better in theory than it works in practice. We never could feel any heat from the little vents. Riding inside the 912 didn’t seem much warmer than some of the cold days I have spent on a motorcycle.

When we decided it was too cold to take it any more, we found a K-Mart and bought a Sterno stove. A Sterno stove uses a little can of jellied alcohol placed in a small, squarish metal stove. You light it with a match and it burns with a weak flame. We put it down in the floorboard between the passenger’s legs. The main problem with it was that it produced a lot of water vapor that kept fogging the windows.

This seemed like a good idea at the time, but it was probably a worse idea even than the original Porsche heating system. It did, however, provide enough heat that we were almost comfortable.

Around that time the Porsche’s starter stopped working. Our first idea was to make sure we parked on a slope so we could push it off. That idea also turned out not to be so good, but at least it gave us some exercise. After one stop, we couldn’t get the car started again until someone stopped and helped push it off. After that we decided to simply drive straight through the rest of the way without turning the engine off. That might not have been a good idea, but it worked.

On Thanksgiving day, we pulled into a truck stop, filled up the tank and parked in front of the truck stop restaurant. We left the engine idling and went in for our Thanksgiving Day dinner.

We managed to make it back to Georgia without any further adventures. We parked the car in my parents’ driveway in Rome and turned the engine off. My brother had to come up from Atlanta to get it. I think he had a hard time getting it started again. I don’t remember how Tom got back to Lamy to pick up his truck from the train station.

A few things

Paper cups, plastic cups, Styrofoam cups.

Plastic water bottles, glass beer bottles.

Beer cans, soft drink cans.

Cardboard fast food containers, Styrofoam fast food containers.

Paper bags, plastic bags, empty garbage bags, full garbage bags.

Bundled yellow commercial telephone directories.

Automobile tires, wheels, bumpers, grills.

Child safety seats.

Plastic tricycles, plastic basketball hoop stands, plastic sandboxes.

Plastic storage boxes, wooden boxes.

Chairs, sofas, televisions, toilets, shower stalls.

Plates.

Half-butchered deer carcasses.

These are a few of the things I hate. I don’t hate them for what they are, I hate them for where they are.

All of these things are strewn along Fouche Gap Road on both sides of the mountain, and both sides of the road, although mostly on the downhill side. I played a game today when I walked the dogs. I tried to see whether I could find a place where I couldn’t see some kind of trash or garbage. It couldn’t really be done, not fairly anyway, even with freshly-fallen leaves covering a lot of sins. I was always within sight of some kind of trash. Maybe something big, maybe something little, like a piece of paper or a broken piece of a cooler.

And if you think that’s bad, you should see what ends up on the dead ends of Lavender Trail. Sometimes it’s construction or demolition debris, and sometimes it’s objects of a more personal nature.

I haven’t walked on any other country roads nearly as much as I have on Fouche Gap Road. I don’t know whether there is this much trash along Texas Valley Road, or whether it’s a function of the elevation of the road, like some kind of orographic trash precipitation.

I blame this at least partly on Floyd County. There is a garbage transfer station about three miles from our house just off Huffaker Road. They accept household garbage and some kinds of recyclable materials, but they don’t allow other types of trash. For that you have to drive about 14 miles across the county to the landfill, and they charge you to dump there. When I was building our house, I made lots of trips to the landfill to dump construction debris, and I made the trip to dispose of the old, falling-down greenhouse my father built behind my parents’ house. But it seems to be too much trouble for some people.

Once I was dumping our garbage at the transfer station when someone came up and tried to dump an old picnic table. The attendant told him that he had to take it to the landfill. So he left. When I went back home, the picnic table was just off the side of Fouche Gap Road.

The county ought to provide free disposal of all types of trash and garbage, including things like picnic tables and toilets, at least for private citizens. But instead they send prison crews once a year out to all the county roads to pick up the trash they didn’t allow to be dumped at transfer stations. Some more civilized communities allow all kinds of trash to be dumped at transfer stations. But not my own community. I guess that would cost money, and no one wants to pay not to have a trashy county.

It’s not all the county’s fault, of course. It’s the people who make up the county, all the people who prefer to dump their garbage near us. My opinion of human nature, at least Floyd County human nature, is not high. Are people in other parts of the country as trashy as they are here?

In the end

I had my decadal colonoscopy on Tuesday. When I had my last colonoscopy, I had diet restrictions only for the day before. This time I could not have dairy products, raw fruits, seeds, beans, or whole grains on Sunday, two days before the procedure. That meant that when we had a Southwestern lunch on Sunday, I couldn’t have beans, cheese or sour cream on my burrito, and I couldn’t eat the cheese dip. I probably shouldn’t have used salsa, since it has tomato seeds, but the burrito was so bland without dairy products that it wouldn’t have been edible without salsa.

On Monday, I was on a liquid diet. All day. That means I did not eat a meal at all on Monday. Popsicles don’t really count as a meal. Neither does Jello. Or even beef broth.

And then Monday night, the “bowel prep” began. If you haven’t done this, it’s really something to look forward to. Mark your 50th birthday on your calendar, because that’s when you’re supposed to start routine screening for colon cancer or other conditions.

My preparation was split between Monday night and Tuesday morning. Monday night I drank a half gallon solution of propylene glycol, sodium chloride, potassium chloride, sodium bicarbonate and sodium sulfate, eight ounces every ten minutes. It tastes every bit as bad as it sounds, even with a flavor packet (lemon lime). There was a slight scent of lemon-lime just as I was bringing the glass to my lips, and then it was gone.

The next morning I drank the rest. By then I was getting to like it. Not really.

In case you’re wondering, and you probably aren’t, the bowel prep is intended to wash everything out of your entire digestive tract. This means that what goes in soon comes out. So don’t leave home during this process.

The most interesting part (The only interesting part? Is any part of this interesting?) was the sedation process. Ten years ago, when I woke up, I was groggy for hours. I barely remember walking down the hall with Leah. I remember standing in line at Wendy’s for lunch, and Leah ordering me to sit down at the table. I must have been drifting. I remember sitting on my bed and telling Leah I didn’t need to sleep. And then I kind of remember waking up some hours later. Everything else is completely gone. I don’t remember the drive to Wendy’s or the drive back home. I have no memory of anything else.

This time, the sedative was just what the doctor ordered – for Michael Jackson. Propofol’s effect is quite different from what I got the previous time. The nurse-anesthetist said propofol would basically put me to sleep. It would enter my system quickly and go away quickly.

When they stuck me I tried to be aware of the sedation process, but all I remember is things starting to whirl, and then I was gone. Then the nurse-anesthetist told me to wake up. And I did. It was just like being asleep. In fact, I was in the middle of a dream when they told me to wake up.

They wheeled me to recovery and I remember everything that happened. I was about 80 to 90 percent normal. There was no lingering grogginess at all. Not even now, after a not-recommended beer before dinner.

It’s a lot easier for me to understand how a doctor could order propofol for Michael Jackson if he couldn’t sleep. It’s also easy to understand how Michael Jackson could have believed there would be ill effects from the drug. It’s not so easy to understand how someone could administer it to a patient and then walk away from him. I had oxygen and my heart and blood pressure were being monitored the whole time. I guess that’s the difference between waking up alert, and not waking up at all.

Oh, by the way, I had six polyps removed. I’ll hear what they were in a couple of weeks.

A world unto itself

A man named John Allen died of a heart attack in 1973. He left behind a railroad empire centered on a house in Monterey, California. John Allen’s railroad empire was one of the most highly regarded in the world, and he, himself, was one of the most highly-regarded railroaders in the world.

And yet only a very few people ever heard of him, even during his lifetime, because his railroad empire was contained entirely within the 1200-square-foot basement of a house he bought specifically for the unfinished basement. His empire, the Gorre & Daphetid (pronounced Gory and Defeated) Railroad, was a work of art within the model railroad community. His railroad covered about half the area of the basement, which, in case you don’t know, is an exceptionally large model railroad. Its scenery consisted largely of huge mountain ranges, with valleys extending to the floor, deep enough for the model railroad operators to walk through, and mountains that extended to head height. He constructed detailed models and populated the scenery with little 1:87 scale figures. He invited friends over to run the railroad, modeling not only the physical appearance of the trains but also their actual operation.

His model railroad was almost certainly the best-known and most admired layout in the world, largely because of the many articles he wrote about it in model railroad magazines. It was museum quality. His layout had mythical status, and he was the hero in the myth.

Ten days after John Allen died from a heart attack, fire destroyed most of the Gorre & Dephetid Railroad. A group of his friends had held an operating session, and someone apparently dropped a tarp over a heater, which later ignited.

It was a shock within that world. It had elements of tragedy, tinged with absurdity. John Allen was, based on everything I have read, obsessed with model railroading. An inheritance plus some business gains and wise investments allowed him to retire at 40 and devote the remaining 20 years of his life to building his railroad empire and spreading his message of fine modeling to the faithful. It apparently was his world. It was as if he lived in his model railroad and visited the rest of us in our world on occasion.

I don’t completely understand that intense devotion to what seems like a trivial activity. But then I can’t honestly say that I understand that kind of intense devotion to much of anything. I’m interested in a lot of things, but I can’t imagine devoting my life almost exclusively to any one of them.

My father was interested in model railroads and dabbled with them for most of his adult life. Of course that influenced my brother and me. When we were little boys sharing a bedroom in the little four-room house where we grew up, my father built a folding table to hold a model railroad for us. It folded up against the wall between two sets of shelves, and dropped down and unfolded between our beds. We had our own American Flyer train set, which we preferred over Lionel because it had two rails instead of three, and was thus more realistic. My father had his HO scale models.

I continued to read model railroad magazines for a long time, up into my teen years. I imagined building a layout, and even bought some of the equipment to do it. But I never did it. Even today I like model trains. Not so much model railroading, but the engines themselves. I don’t do anything with them, and haven’t for years, but I occasionally wish I could find a good model of a steam locomotive.

I ran across this old HO scale model of the General while cleaning out my mother’s house. This was a birthday or Christmas present from more than 50 years ago.

I have this ...

I have this …

... because I can't have this.

… because I can’t have this.

This is the real thing, a narrow-gauge steam engine with train. It’s a former Denver & Rio Grande Western RR engine, now running as the Durango and Silverton tourist line. This was taken in Silverton, Co.

The General, for those who never saw the Disney movie The Great Locomotive Chase, was the steam engine that James Andrew’s Union raiders commandeered from around Kennesaw, Ga.,  and ran north towards Chattanooga, destroying as much of the Confederate rail lines and as many bridges as they could. The Confederates eventually captured him and his crew and hanged most of them.

I wonder what drives people (almost always males for some reason) to build and have and look at models. I think part of it is simply to be able to own things that you can’t ordinarily own: fighter jets, expensive sports cars, ships, and, yes, steam locomotives. You can hold them in your hand and imagine operating them. Model railroaders often push imagination further towards reality by operating their scale railroads as much like the real thing as possible. I believe that when they go into that world, it’s very close to a real world, at least for a while.

But the depth of the appeal still escapes me.

This fits in some way with something else I have been thinking about, but it’s going to have to percolate for a while before I can write about it.